Just finished reading your biography and I couldn't put it down. It was one of the best books I have read in a long time. Haven't laughed so much in ages.Could you write another one please?
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Kev - when are you back in the UK .......
Hey Kev,
I have grown up listening to you when i shouldnt have cause i was under age. But fuck my age anyways, i believe you know my mum Jenny Wallace from the Hopper Club. I hope to be introduced to you and i will bring my mum along also to you.
Kepp up the good work Kev
You're awesome any time and have me in stitches but i always think of you at Christmas with Hey Santa Claus!!
im living next door 2 allan, but who the fuck is allan!!!!
Gidday Kev, caught your show 11/12/2010 at the Cass, f**kin brilliant! Laughed me gutz up! Merry Xmas Kev!
My brother got some bootleg copy of your songs on cassette back in the '80s. I laugh my ass off every year at "Hey Santa Claus you Cunt!" Hey...I guess you can say Cunt in Canada. Pretty cool eh?
hey cobba just asking if you could put that pic up of that sat night at b wood when you go that laddy to tack a pic of every one i was doing a brown eye 4 australia that would be sweet as a fresh pussy not like my miss one its like fucking a bucket of squid guts
seen you at burswood 11/12/2010 you are a legend!! be back next time for sure cheers mate
Hi Kevin, Pissing myself with laughter while listening to 'Do you fuck on first dates?' Come to Aberdeen, Scotland. Its f*****g cold but we'll give you a warm welcome.
One of the funniest bastards I have ever had the pleasure of seeing live.
Nigel may be a legend but he got fuckall on Kev.... get your ass back to scotland, i just introduced my girlfriend to your shit and she wants to see you..... WILSOOOOOOOOOON,,,, FUCKING LEGEND!!!!
hey there Kev. any news of when ya gonna tour the uk? love listening to ya. keep up the great work. happy xmas
Thanks for a great show on Sat nite 11th Dec at Burswood i not seen you live since the early 90's when i seen you in Rooty Hill I was given a ticket to see you for a Birthday Present what a great Present thanks again for the Great show
Hi Kev. When are you back in the UK. Can't wait to see you and the gang at The Beck in Hayes and Dorking Halls.
Need me helmet signed again!!!
Kev, you Fucken Ledgend.
went and saw you last night, nearly pissed my pants laughing, Keep taking the shit out of them Yanks. D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F rules.
Hey Fat Bearded Wanker fancy a game of Cricket.Guess you,d rather not play England anymore...............Probbaly wont publish one right convict?
Hi kev you are a legend and when are you coming to the UK, and can i have some free tickets (I know i am a cheeky cunt but don't ask don't get)
Hi Kev,
Great show in Perth tonight, Im still laughing a few hours later!!!
I cant wait for your next Perth tour,
Oh neither can my Mrs!!!
You are such a cunny funt!
See you up the coast at Disgraceland!
Just got home from Burswood. Fantastic show. Ya'v cum along way since MC'ing skimpies at the Cloverdale pub!